MOTORCYCHO

I was surprised when an envelope showed up on my desk from "North Pacific Anadromous Fish Commission". Hell, I don't even know what Anadromous means, but then I noticed the Canada on there and remembered I ordered some new Motocycho Magazines last week.

One of my first posts on this blog when we started it last year was about the little magazine from the Great White North called Motorcycho and it had been a while since I bought one, so I recently ordered the last two issues (#19 and #20). I mentioned to the dude that I really dug the shitty punk rock style paper stickers and he loaded me up with some good ones this time! Holy mother-lode of cheesy stickers, I love 'em. Go there and give him some money, and get a few issues for yourself.


Don't forget to get an official Outlaw Biker Name while you are there. Motorcycho My new name is "Prettyboy Bill" of the "Toecutters MC". Wow, maybe it's not that cool being an outlaw afterall...


-Bill

Boobs for everyone!

Now is your chance. Ever wanted to own a nice pair of your own? Help out the Keep A Breast foundation and own some interesting art at the same time. Our pal, Andy Jenkins has painted a fine set, and they are on eBay. If you are more of an ass-man, and dig skaters, you can also buy Bam's Bum, but fame has it's price, his ass is spendy compared to the rest. I'll have the milk bar, thank you.


Andy Jenkins Cast


Check out the rest of 'em...

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Oh yeah, I got my Triumph rolling again. The rebuilt engine goes back in it this week for the dry fit and shake down before paint and powder. It may actually be done before April...

-Billdozer

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MAD DOG UNLEASED

S&M Bikes' founder Chris Moeller told us last week that he's planning to go on the '07 EDR. Chris is a wily BMX veteran and a reasonable greasemonkey in his own right, so I'm sure any bike he cooks up will be a showstopper. If his motorcycle is like any of the BMX bikes he's ridden over the years, expect shitty brakes, bent wheels, a torn seat and a rusty drivetrain. Bad mechanicals can't stop the Mad Dog...



Mad Dog Moeller, airing out Harry Leary's personal Diamondback Turbo for BMX Action magazine in 1987

SMOKEOUT WEST REPORT

EDR alumni Kim Boyle joined Chris Collins and Billdozer on their 400-mile ride from SoCal to Cottonwood, AZ, for last week's Smokeout West. Fellow motorcycle fiends Joel and Yuriko from Ito, Japan, also joined the guys for the ride. McGoo did what any self-respecting douchebag would do and trailered his Sportfighter behind Bill's new assault van. The Smokeout was EDR sponsor Biltwell Inc's public debut and everyone in tow helped tremendously with Chris's dog and pony show. '06 ED Runners Caleb Owens, Nick McLean and George Counes from Spartan Frameworks took top-10 honors in the Smokeout's super competitive bike show. Hammer, the esteemed editor of The Horse Backstreet Choppers magazine honored our friend Yuriko with his Editor's Choice Award. Congratulations to everyone who joined us at this year's innaugural Left Coast Smokeout, and thanks to everyone at the Horse for making the event so damned fun.


Amateur night at the Biltwell Boob Off



Chica's JAB



Coffee clatching at Dead Horse Campground in Cottonwood, AZ



I'm too stupid to remember the builder of this bike's name, but it was Billdozer's favorite (McGoo, Scott Craig built it. -Bill)


My favorite Chop Off entry: Cole Foster's sweet flathead